In this episode Team CAFFiend bikes from Portland to LA in just three weeks thanks to the feline-branded energy drink called Max Velocity. Results may vary but don’t forget to stop and pick berries.
Dr. McLoudy took a six month hiatus from Energy Drinks at the insistence of a real doctor but on the one month anniversary of Summer’s passing, we present this lost episode featuring TEAM CAFFiend sipping joyously on the official energy drink of upstate New York Summer, “NOS.”
Poem voiceover courtesy of Doctor Daniel Jensen.
In this episode Team CAFFiend heads to Sunset Park to sing the bowling song at Melody Lanes. Just as they don’t allow street shoes on the lanes, they don’t allow energy drinks either. Fortunately Dr. McLoudy was packing a secret weapon; a box of Shockalots energy candy. Perhaps they should have called them Strikealots!
Few dare to venture out between Valentines day and Presidents day but for those who do there are eroticratic rewards. In this episode, Team CAFFiend travels back in time to sample two love-potion-energy-drinks: Peep One and Aphrodite!
In this Episode Team Caffiend rolled up to the Take the Handle Youth Issue Launch Party with Lance Armstrong’s FRS energy powder in tow. Dr. McLoudy had trouble dividing his time between the slot car derby and the dance floor stompfest but all who sipped agreed that Lance’s drink was orange-a-licious.
Just before Christmas Team Caffeiend sipped their way up to Iceland for a taste of Kris Throrgeirsson’s famous Glogg. Never satisfied with perfection, Dr. McLoudy decided to add a burst of Firepower 7 Hour Extreme Energy Liquid to the already dangerous concoction. As you can see from the video, the results were spill-riffic!
This week Rampant Sipping concocts a liquid eulogy to the malternative-alchopop beverage, Sparks, which just this week lost its signature ingredients due to lobbying by public interest groups and thirteen State’s Attorney Generals. In honor of the passing of Sparks’ caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng Dr. McLoudy demonstrates how to make a “Sparkler,” a refreshing sparktini with a nerdy finish. Sparks won’t be completely removed from shelves until January 10th so go hoard it like a polaroid picture and get sipping!
In this episode, team CaFFiend roars into the 212 to celebrate Halloween with the terrifying coffee-flavored energy drink known as Monster Java Mean Bean. The creaminess got us pretty excited but we really weren’t ready for the surprise guests who showed up at our costume party!
Welcome to the first episode of Take the Handle‘s new energy drink vlog, “Rampant Sipping”. In this episode, team CaFFiend visits the 757 to sip on the rank potion known as Joose. The verdict from Norfolk VA? Barack Obama 56,191, John McCain 22,726!
